Thursday, February 12, 2009
quick. call the medic.
Get as much plastic bags as possible ppl.
today's post will mkae u puke. Badly.
why?
it the time of the year why freaks draw.
on msn.
and boy, they can be quite retards.
Though however bleak the future might seem,
TOm is always there to remedy the situation.
so today, we will contrast Tom's artwork, with Joanne's brilliant brand of intricate art pieces that
will make u marvel at the talent that the world brings.
here we gooooo~~
it all started with a few words of enlightenment......

What seemed like a perfectly NORMAL conversation quickly turned
into a virtual art gallery comprising of wonderous art, aimed to pierce through
the hearts of many inspired artists.
(literally pierce through their hearts.)

Joanne's emotions are directly potrayed in this picture, of an ugly witch.
The ugly witch's face is toned down by sweatdrops to elaborate on the use of 'cute'.
This bittersweet artpiece is a classic drawing that will leave many, crying.
In this artpiece by Joanne, a stone is drawn with eyes and nose to commemorate the spirit
of energy, showing that even a simple rock has its own unique quality. With the caption
'WTH!' short for 'Work Thy Hips!', it reali amazes the viewer of how creative a human
can actuali be.

ahhh~.... such an emotion artwork done by the master, TOm. It truly inspires
a human's heart to such an extent, it could never be possible by any other.
Such sophisticated lines joint through series of bends, the world can only wonder
of the mysteries that the artist is trying to illustrate.
"The infirm devil" which everyone calls it, is an artpiece that delineate a cartoon devil,
that was aired during the civil war that broke out 29 decades ago. Even till now, the 21st century, people can never forget the horrible manifestation of the legless devil on the screens.
The memory of the civil war still fresh, in Joanne's mind.
No question asked, hands down the artpiece that revolutionised the world by Joanne.
Our master artist TOm shows off his dramatic hair to his viewers, though his eyes are covered,
his heart will always show the true personality of the boy who withstood the russian army during the battle between the reds and whites.
When people admire this piece by Joanne, they are frustrated by the uncanny similarities to
a character that was named 'Pikachu', from a famous cartoon called 'Pokemon', where the character has been a ten year old boy for about ten years.
This is Master TOm's cat impression of his apprentice, Joanne. Adorably cute, most people would say. Its distorted chin was a glitch after the master's hand wobbly due to the vibrations caused by the fissure that occurred at Yishun. Nevertheless, this nobel prize winning piece is a success that remains a commotion until now.
Another cartoon piece by Joanne, unpleasantly at the same time bold, warping a sacred cartoon created by sick, horny pre-sch cartoon enthusiast. This bold act by Joanne nearly cost her life.
Master TOm's rendition of Joanne's rendition of pikachu was unsettling when he revealed that it was a PIKACHUMAN. The world held its breath as the master quietly grin at the forceful artpiece that he had created.
Joanne's pet alien inspired her to draw this intensity driven artwork that won first prize during her first art competition. She was 3months old then.

Who can resist the slapstick comedy that Bart Simpson, the famous poet brought to the world?
Joanne portray this idea well, with the stick man on top of Bart Simpson.
A portrait master TOm drew as a kid, while thinking about his brother-in-law, Ryan Seacrest.
Apprentice Joanne's rendition of her master's artwork was commendable. She was later arrested and sentence to jail for 150eons for copyright infringement.
Master TOm submitted to the power of his apprentice's artworks, after the latter's pieces caused undeniable debate between the Malays and the Thai(s). This piece by Joanne shows the level of respect that her master gave.

This piece called 'heaven's point of view' by Master TOm is a tribute of his respect given to his apprentice's artworks. In this piece, it shows the hand of god that threw Joanne's artwork to Earth as a present for the humans. "Marvel at the gift that is bestowed upon you undesirable humans!"
Joanne's undying love for Clarke Kent aka Superman is showed in this piece called "Superman is my best friend. Tom is his numero uno fan"
No descriptions needed. All is explained in the piece itself.
Lets be super informal here. Joanne's drawings freakin hate me. They cut my hair. my anus wasnt spared.
An old faggot, commonly known to homosapiens in Singapore as Ah Pek, is illustrated in this artpiece. Joanne tries to condescend into a level similar to these so called 'Ah Pek' and therefore, is inspired to draw a portrait of how these creatures live.
Do not be alarm, this monster created by the apprentice is very realistic that it was once decreed by the president that this piece was burnt and its remains buried.
Our Master, TOm, shows the world of the harmful effects of plastic surgery.
OK people, puking fest is officially over.
Make sure u soap ur eyes. Doesnt matter if ur blinded.
U need to get the horrible sight off ur brains
GO CHANGE UR BRAINS NOW.
♥/LiterallyTom/11:02 PM